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I need some answers. Why do people work in the suburbs and live in the city and vice versa? I have done a city to suburb commute for just TWO days and I already want to slit my wrists. You would have to pay me 500 million dollars to commute in this kind of traffic to work everyday. And it better be the best job known to man, like kitten babysitter or full time sleeper. 

I would only work in the suburbs and live in the city if I was DAMN sure there was some sort of commuter train I could take. Because after two days, the drive is already wearing thin.

You may be thinking, well hey, at least you can listen to music or do other fun things like smoke in your car  mid-commute. There are two problems. I no longer smoke (although by the end of this job assignment complete with commute God knows I may have started again…) and NO ONE PLAYS MUSIC. I’m sick of all my CD’s, so I try to listen to the radio. Well, there’s only so much sports radio I can listen to. I can only listen to how awesome the Blackhawks are, how much the Cubs and Sox suck, and how Lebron James is the greatest thing since sliced bread so many times. Find something new to talk about. Like why people choose to commute.

And FM radio? Yeah, I’m thinking, well of course they’re gonna pump out the hits because rush hour is their bread and butter. But no. I have to listen to FM DJ’s talk. I thought they were paid to play music. The last thing I want to hear about is the many places you enjoy having sex. You are a radio DJ, therefore ugly, and I do not need to picture you having sex. Please do your job and play me some goddamn Miley Cyrus.

So what am I going to do to pass the time? My GPS lady only has so much to say. And I think it’s kind of sad that the highlight of my drive is when she tells me to “take the motorway.” (I mean really, “motorway?” That’s fuckin legendary). So if you have a hidden Chicago radio station that plays music or discusses interesting topics such as The Real Housewives of New Jersey, please let me know.

Pet Peeve of the Day: See above

Quote of the Day: “It ain’t no sin to be glad you’re alive.” –Bruce Springsteen

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My god this song (mashup?) is legendary.  I already have an email into DJ Dain finding out how I can get it on my iPod.  I have discovered this just in time for my trip to the Florida Keys–it will be perfect!!

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Aaaand, double cuteness:

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Pet Peeve of the Day: People who don’t keep their word

Quote of the Day:People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.” —Calvin & Hobbes

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What ever happened to music videos? (Reuben Studdard has a cameo, lol!!)

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Pet Peeve of the Day: How nice weather brings out every shit’s piece driver in the world

Quote of the Day: “I think I thought I saw you try.  But that was just a dream.” –R.E.M.

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If you involve yourself in Law & Order: SVU marathons on USA like I do, you undoubtedly have seen an ad for Burn Notice. This past weekend SNL read my mind with regards to these ads:

Now all I need to get is a video of AO doing his rendition of Burn Notice ads because that is way funnier than this skit!

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This cat’s face cracks me up:

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Things I Live For: European Coca Cola; thermal shirts

Quote of the Day:“I wanna glide down over Mulholland – I wanna write her name in the sky – I wanna free fall out into nothin’ – Gonna leave this world for awhile.” –Tom Petty

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OMG, how cute are these?! Anyone wanna take a road trip to ‘Nati??!

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Love this.

Don't you wish your girlfriend  was smart like me?
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I know this is an old video but it still makes me laugh:

Pet Peeve of the Day: Hearing thumping bass techno beats coming from my downstairs neighbor

Quote of the Day: “The edge… there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.” –Hunter S. Thompson

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