Lady Gaga is fucking legendary.  I absolutely love her, and it is a love that borders on obsession.  It’s not so much an obsession with her theatrics and costumes as much as it is her fucking  music.  It’s the greatest.  And I know I’m not alone in believing her to be truly awesome– since imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, check out these videos:

This one is hilarious, by some talented dudes (keep watching til at least 2:45, but really you won’t regret watching it all):

This isn’t better than Cartman’s, but it’s close!

And, because it never gets old:

Pet Peeve of the Day: People who don’t appreciate the value of pop music

Quote of the Day: “When you make music or write or create, it’s really your job to have mind-blowing, irresponsible, condomless sex with whatever idea it is you’re writing about at the time.” –Lady Gaga

I enjoy a good bumper sticker more than your average person.  I think they tell a lot about a person and help me determine who I have to cut off on the road or not. For example, the witty bumper sticker is always the way to go. The Anti-Bush or Honor Roll bumper stickers scream lame and you will be cut off or beeped at. (Remind me to one day blog about how I am bringing horn honking back–seriously when and why did people stop doing this???)

Anyway, an old bf had a bumper sticker that said “The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.”  If that dog had been changed to cat I would definitely be rockin that bumper sticker.  Below, a few of my favorite (and a peek into my Republican-loving lifestyle!):

I had the pleasure of seeing this one in person once and I was dying laughing. Spot on!

I have seen this one before too.  (And to anyone taking notes on what to get me for Christmas…)

Hehehe… too soon? (There’s a similar one that says “if I’m paying your healthcare” too!)

Those crazy Canadians…

Indeed.

Anything that involves beating up hippies is good by me!

This one made me smile!  Cuteness.

I assume this one is only sold to Hummer owners.

Indeed.  Times a million.

Any funny ones you guys have seen out there that I’m missing??  (And by funny I don’t mean the “Re-Elect Gore ’08″ ones…)

Things I Live For: See above

Quote of the Day: “Show me something built to last, or something built to try.” –Grateful Dead

With all the hoopla surrounding Jared and $5 footlongs, it seems that Subway has been purposely distracting us so as to not notice the horrid crime that they have committed.  I am talking about that awesome little piece of bread that used to serve as the top of the sandwich.  The top was cut on both sides to produce a sort of delicious, bread strip.  Their bread is no longer cut like this.  Instead, the bread is cut in your run of the mill split down the side way.  (I tried to find a pic but this one was the best I could do).

I noticed this over the weekend when I watched Happy Gilmore.  As I watched Happy sling Subway sandwiches, I saw the long forgotten piece of bread!  And I wondered, WHY was this phased out?  And WHY hadn’t I noticed until now? 

Well, I probably have not noticed because ever since Quizno’s came on the scene, I’ve pretty much stayed away from Subway.  But why would you phase out such a revolutionary bread slicing method?  That piece of bread topping was admittedly an afterthought because your sandwich was already tucked neatly into the bread without any side spillage.  It wasn’t really holding anything together except the dreams of this ham-and swiss eating little girl. 

If I have to blame anyone, I will blame Jared.  He changed the face of Subway, so I can only assume this was one of the things on his to-do list.  Take out anything unique that may make you a competitor in the sub market.  It’s not like any new sub shop is going to open and offer delicious hot, toasty subs, so why continue on trying to have a hook? 

Jared may have succeeded with his weight loss, but he certainly failed Marketing 101.  And if not him, someone else.  And I want names.

Pet Peeve of the Day: See above

Quote of the Day: “Whoa, you’re telling us this book is filthy, inappropriate and made a guy shoot the king of hippies?!  Can we please read this, right now?!” –Eric Cartman

Happy Birthday to ME!  That’s right, today is the day the world was blessed with awesomeness some 20+ years ago.  To celebrate, a few things that always make me smile:

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 ”I know it cuz I walked in there with a wad of cash and I made it rain!” –Daniel Tosh

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Looooove me some Eminem:

 
Quote of the Day: “And in the end it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.” –Abraham Lincoln

Things I am looking forward to in the near future:

• Eating an excessive amount of quinoa
• Scissoring
• Laughing a shitload every single day
• Forcing myself to like Trader Joe’s
• Listening to an awesome mix of “Le Club,” “Sledgehammer,” and Cartman singing “Poker Face”
• Trying fancier grilled cheeses’
• Catching up on every movie made in the 90′s
• Driving across the country
• Spinach for breakfast
• Living
• Loving

Pet Peeve of the Day: Personal life posts. 

Quote of the Day: “Wine comes in at the mouth and love comes in at the eye / That’s all we shall know for truth before we grow old and die / I lift my glass to my mouth, I look at you and I sigh.” –W. B. Yeats (A Drinking Song)