An Ode to Grape G2
I stayed out too late last night, this morning I’m an awful sight.
I can’t get out of bed, there’s suffering in my head.
I know what I need—to Walgreen’s I must proceed
for the delicious nectar that serves as my protector.
It cures my ailments from the previous nights derailments
and brings me back to life with the grace of a surgical knife.
It is purple, delicious, low calorie—affordable on any salary.
I will always long for Grape G2 when I’ve had one too many brew.
Fruit punch will make me lose my lunch
I hate lemon-lime and orange doesn’t rhyme.
Grape is the only solution — There will be no substitution.
Pet Peeve of the Day: Nutmeg
Quote of the Day: “You can’t sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You’ve got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That’s why baseball is the greatest game of them all.” –Earl Weaver
Yv- on 2010.04.19
It’s the only thing I drink when I golf. (though, I must admit sometimes I switch to the blue one just for fun)
Es on 2010.04.19
Well I’d feel a whole lot better if I actually drank it while participating in a sport!! But as it stands, I only know it as a hangover cure