I don’t know if it’s just small towns that this happens, but I have never seen them in Chicago.  I am talking about church signs… CRAZY church signs that say CRAZY things.  When I lived in Michigan for awhile, I came across many of these, most noteably: “TRADE IN YOUR CRACK ROCK FOR THE SOLID ROCK” and “YOU CAN’T STUMBLE WHEN YOU’RE ON YOUR KNEES.”  They always make me laugh because they are usually so absurd, so corny, or so intense.

I was curious if these existed across the nation and a simple search on the information superhighway showed me that they do:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Whoa:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 There are some clever ones:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(I guess God doesn’t care about spelling)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Yikes:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Of course I was psyched when I spotted this one:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do you have crazy church signs in your town?  If you do, I’m jealous because you must be constantly amused!

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