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Classic Dave:

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If you don’t watch Tosh.0 on Comedy Central on Thursday nights, you really need to start:

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Pet Peeve of the Day: Babies in nail salons

Quote of the Day: “I saw this commercial on late night TV, it was for this thing you attach to a garden hose, it was like ‘You can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product.’  Who the fuck would make their plants hard to reach?  That seems so very mean.  ‘I know you need water, but I’m gonna make you hard to reach! I will throw water at you.  Hopefully they will invent a product before you shrivel and die! Think like a cactus!’  So it said, ‘You can have this product for four easy payments of 19.95.’  I want a product for three easy payments, and one fuckin’ complicated payment!  We can’t tell you which one, but one of those payments is gonna be a bitch.  The mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination; good luck, fucker!  That last payment has to be paid in wampum!” –Mitch Hedberg

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