T-Shirts People Actually Wear In Public
I told you Summerfest was perfect for people watching. Little did I know that said people would be wearing ridiculous t-shirts. For most of them I was just like WTF, but some were knuckle worthy cuz you know I enjoy a good t-shirt.
“I Beat Anorexia” –Worn by a fat old guy. I thought this was hilarious at first but as a chick later came to my senses.
“I’m Right 97% of the time – Who cares about the other 4%?” –Points for cleverness and making me do a double take in my champagne stupor.
“At Least I Know Where I Got My Crabs From” –This was from some seafood restaurant shirt but still… really?
“I’m Not Fat, I’m Knocked Up” –Worn by a teenage girl. Welcome to America.
“Southern By the Grace of God”–This was on a Lynryd Skynyrd t-shirt that was for sale and I wanted one.
“I’m Not Small, I’m Fun Sized” –Lame. Especially since I’m 6’1″ and pretty much find short people annoying (sorry).
“Green Shirts Are For Pimps” –(It was a green shirt, obviously) Worn by a pale, pudgy teenager which is the reason it became funny. But does he know that’s the reason it’s funny? Kinda awkward.
And my ABSOLUTE favorite featured this (I am so glad I found the graphic on the internet because it would have been difficult to explain):

Things I Live For: Swearing; Watching Milton Bradley continue to fail
Quote of the Day: “Faith is believing what you know ain’t so.” –Mark Twain

novelista barista on 2009.07.09
LOL omg i cant beleieve people wear those!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James on 2009.07.09
weren’t you looking for this?
http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/item/callahan-auto-parts-dark-red-tshirt/252256802
Karol on 2009.07.10
Love the graphic Es, it’s key to why some people really NEED therapy…….Have a good time at the Ols Town fest….sorry about the Cubs today….L,Mom
evan on 2010.02.07
+1 on profanity