Some life-changing things I have discovered in the past few months:

1) It’s not “for all intensive purposes,” it’s “for all INTENTS and purposes.”

2) Milton Bradley actually can start a MLB game.

3) There is an arrow on most gas gauges indicating which side of the car the tank is on.

4) You can get a red-light ticket for not pausing at a red light as it changes before turning right on red.  Also, you can watch your red light violations online to confirm your “guiltiness.”  Annoy2K.

5) Champagne is not a good nightcap.

Pet Peeve of the Day: When I hang out with someone and they are constantly on their phone texting, yet when I text them it takes years to get a text back or I never get one back.

Quote of the Day: “I wish that for just one time, you could stand inside my shoes – You’d know what a drag it is to see you.”  –Bob Dylan