Goldschlagger is Back
Last fall, I decided it was time to bring back Goldschlagger. You may be thinking: “Goldschlagger? That stuff I drank in high school when I was sick of Puc
ker’s Sour Apple?” And the answer is Yes, that Goldschlagger! It was during the first Cubs playoff game when I decided a regular Jagerbomb was simply not going to do the trick. I don’t go near tequila or Jameson, the bar I was at didn’t have Blackhaus, and vodka/SocoLimes/fuzzy navels/chocolates cakes etc etc are never an option. So I pulled “Let’s do Goldschlagger” out from the depths of who knows where, and since then it’s been a way of life.
Bama, Biggie and I went on a Goldschlagger binge that weekend — every bar we went to was shocked when we asked for it, but they eventually were able to find a dusty bottle in the back somewhere. When we went to game 2 of the playoffs, I had a sign that said “Goldschlagger is Back!! P.S. Go Cubs!” We were so excited about Schlagg that the guys in front of us asked: “So, do you guys like work for Goldschlagger?!”
“We got Schlagged” - ”You look Schlagged” - “I got really Schlagged last night…” it was quickly becoming a very versatile shot. In November I took the World Tour to Iowa when I visited my cousin Nibbles at college. He said, upon tasting it for the first time: “It tastes like Christmas!” I even named my fantasy football team “The Schlaggers”– we schlagged our way to second place!
The flecks o
f gold, taste of cinammon, and kitschy-ness of ordering Goldschlagger all make it a shot that is fun, delicious and exciting! So the next time you’re out, do yourself a favor and order a round of Goldschlagger. Everyone will immediately know how awesome you are.
(Photo courtesy of God-Sister)
Pet Peeve of the Day: Having to press 1 for English
Quote of the Day: “My fault, my failure, is not in the passions that I have, but in my lack of control of them.” — Jack Kerouac
